Words, Wars, & Symphonies

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Cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the things i went through to avoid you.



This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(Source: totalparksandrec, via senpaistump)

— 2 hours ago with 15883 notes
#hahahahah  #parks and recs 

Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

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#kstew  #hahaha 
I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. →



  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

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— 21 hours ago with 15965 notes
#reference  #50sog 


Really tired of being a friend or a lover when it’s at the convenience of another person and then tossed to the side like a piece of garbage.

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hogwarts + places

(Source: arryns, via pronqs)

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black dress black undies black soul 

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